Friday Finals - Unicorn Sizes & 2016

2015-04-11 Strasburg

Warning…..I get my potty mouth on at the bottom of this post. #sorrynotsorry

Final Quote –

“He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why don’t you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.” ~ Michelle Obama

Final Thoughts –

Walked out of DSW today with shoes sized 6.5 & 7. My closet has shoes sized 5.5 to 8. My pants vary from size 2 to 8, and they are all the same style for hte most part. Bras? Let’s see…28G to 36C. They all fit well. Men’s fashion is getting to be just as bad. When the hell will this stop?

Final Animated Stuff –

// I don’t even know if I believe…this is never gonna go our way…if I’m gonna have to guess what’s on your mind…\\

Final Article –

Your zippers? Probably YKK and this is why.

Final Pin –

Here, because what else will us two grow-ups with jobs and no kids do with our money?

Final Want –

Women’s socks in black, that don’t feel like wool and are not paper thin or knee high, or in a stupid pattern.

Final Politics –

Shocking absolutely no one, Fmr. Secretary of State Hillary Roddam Clinton is running for President. Also, shocking no one this has resulted in a flood of sexiest diatribes on Facebook and shit like this from other women, who really just need to shut the fuck up. If you don’t like the woman’s politics, fine. But she is not a Liberal. I AM a liberal; a goddamned Scandinavian Utopian Wanting, Feed All The Kids, College Should Be Free, Make The Rich pay more taxes to fix our fucking infrastructure, homo-loving, human equality seeking, mother fucking Liberal. If you’re one of those people shooting off at the mouth, every word you utter is a reflection of your own fear and biases. Because the truth is you’re just a sexist fucking asshole (yes, Virginia, women can be sexist against other women,) who clearly doesn’t understand what Democracy and Equality mean. (ALso, funny you’re also the same bunch of assholes who constantly shroud your blatant xenophobia and racism in ‘concern for freedom’ every time Obama says something you don’t agree with.) Hillary/Warren 2016!

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So about that ADD test? I’ve got issues but not enough to medicate. Monday? Celiac’s test & talking over sterilization with my GYN. (No, I don’t want kids of my own.)

Tiffany,

Out

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